What's all the damn racket about!!?

So I was playing racquet ball today and I was doing decently. I have this racket that I bought for 15 bucks two and a half years ago and it is pretty beat up from me banging it against the walls at times. Anyway, today I was playing a game with Dan, Dustin, and Walt, and I was winning for the most part on Dan's team and then my arm got tired and then I got tired. After that things weren't going so hot for me. Well, I was kind of tired and agitated and wanted to stop playing. Everyone else wanted to play though, so we stayed and played.

Anyway, a while goes by and all of a sudden when the ball is flying high coming towards me, it hits me straight in the eye. Dan swung at it and I started disregarding it and then it hit me right in my right eye. It sent me into a raging fury and started yelling and smashing my raket against the wall really, really hard. It is now very mis-shapen. Anyway, after smashing it around for a few seconds or so I sat on the ground against the wall and threw my racket and my right eye was tearing real bad and I was laughing histarically as was everyone else.

That's my story. Thanks for tuning in. It's February. And a Wednesday. That information wasn't needed, but I put it anyway. Remedial Broomballers rule the skool!