You Can't Trust Me Around Anybody's Brother. . .
. . .with a telephone or a rock.
posted by Dylan Watkins at 15:18
1.10.2006
About Me
- Name: Dylan Watkins
- Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
I am a leo. Rawr. My power animals include: unicorn and wild cat. My shadow animals include: shark, spider, and bat. The only religious symbol that has ever existed that I believe actually has any real power is the moon. And no, I'm not a Pagan. I'm very frank, so don't talk to me if you can't handle truthful opinions. I hate onions. I love chocolate. I find the smell of oranges rather delightful and the taste even more-so. Especially when combined with chocolate. I don't eat vegetables. I do, however, drink 64 ounces of water a day. I believe 'et cetera' is way cooler than 'etc.' and the world should get rid of said abbreviation.
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