If Chopping Off My Penis Would Rid the World of Every Last Barbie Doll
I'd get me a whole shit-ton of anesthesia (but then again, maybe I should save my ingram for the Bratz dolls).
posted by Dylan Watkins at 22:12
12.14.2005
About Me
- Name: Dylan Watkins
- Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
I am a leo. Rawr. My power animals include: unicorn and wild cat. My shadow animals include: shark, spider, and bat. The only religious symbol that has ever existed that I believe actually has any real power is the moon. And no, I'm not a Pagan. I'm very frank, so don't talk to me if you can't handle truthful opinions. I hate onions. I love chocolate. I find the smell of oranges rather delightful and the taste even more-so. Especially when combined with chocolate. I don't eat vegetables. I do, however, drink 64 ounces of water a day. I believe 'et cetera' is way cooler than 'etc.' and the world should get rid of said abbreviation.
Previous Posts
- I Think You Have a Lot of Tension Built Up Inside You
- Osh Kosh BiGosh!
- Step Up Into My Cash Flow
- Women are Sexualized, Animalized, and Infantized
- I Think You may be a Little Retarded
- Brea Ja Fuspinach La Shna
- I Didn't Mean to Scare You
- Pack Your Bags, Young Lady!
- I Feel Like I Have a Jawbone Stuck in My Neck
- If You're Going to be So Annoying
2 Comments:
mmm Bratz on a sesame seed bun
with a penis coulis!
ingram: The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary.
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