I Told a Guy I Wear Holy Pants to Church
But all my pants' holes are patched and I don't go to church.
posted by Dylan Watkins at 16:41
12.13.2005
About Me
- Name: Dylan Watkins
- Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
I am a leo. Rawr. My power animals include: unicorn and wild cat. My shadow animals include: shark, spider, and bat. The only religious symbol that has ever existed that I believe actually has any real power is the moon. And no, I'm not a Pagan. I'm very frank, so don't talk to me if you can't handle truthful opinions. I hate onions. I love chocolate. I find the smell of oranges rather delightful and the taste even more-so. Especially when combined with chocolate. I don't eat vegetables. I do, however, drink 64 ounces of water a day. I believe 'et cetera' is way cooler than 'etc.' and the world should get rid of said abbreviation.
Previous Posts
- I've Got the Music In Me
- Where Ever the Antelopes Graze
- When the Crisis Comes
- I Should Probably Tell You
- The History of My Private Life
- Your Comments are Infantile. . .
- Your Fact is Fiction
- Ever Heard of a Double Bind?
- Please Feed Me Your Lies
- Tired
2 Comments:
infuriating
adj : extremely annoying or displeasing; "his cavelier curtness of manner was exasperating"; "I've had an exasperating day"; "her infuriating indifference"; "the ceaseless tumult of the jukebox was maddening"
cotton balls...they go in asprin, they go in your ear....oh cotton, y must you save my asprin so...
jess
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