Every Newcomer Needs a Friend
Every friend needs a hooker (keep this in mind near Chritsmas time).
posted by Dylan Watkins at 19:21
12.24.2005
About Me
- Name: Dylan Watkins
- Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
I am a leo. Rawr. My power animals include: unicorn and wild cat. My shadow animals include: shark, spider, and bat. The only religious symbol that has ever existed that I believe actually has any real power is the moon. And no, I'm not a Pagan. I'm very frank, so don't talk to me if you can't handle truthful opinions. I hate onions. I love chocolate. I find the smell of oranges rather delightful and the taste even more-so. Especially when combined with chocolate. I don't eat vegetables. I do, however, drink 64 ounces of water a day. I believe 'et cetera' is way cooler than 'etc.' and the world should get rid of said abbreviation.
Previous Posts
- It's Christmas Eve, Oh Da Dee Doo!
- Ain't Nobody Gonna be Abstracting
- It's The Final Countdown
- I'm Gonna Eat One of Those Weird Donuts
- Prescribe to Gender Laws
- Some People Tell Me I'm Getting Lazy
- You're Trying to Tell Me that There's Something There
- My Treatise on Men & Women
- If No One Looks Good in Brown Lipstick
- Yeah, Set the Cat on Your Boobs
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